‘Funny claims statements’ from your bus and coach insurance broker

Our bus and coach insurance team would like to share with you some of the funniest statements that have been made on insurance claims forms.

They certainly made us smile 🙂 and we hope that you appreciate them too.

Funny insurance claims statements

  •  “I was driving along the motorway when the police pulled me over onto the hard shoulder.  Unfortunately, I was in the middle lane and there was another vehicle in the way…”
  • Insurance provider: “Could either party have done anything differently to avoid the accident?” Claimant: “Yes, they could have travelled by bus.”
  • “Going to work at 7am this morning I drove straight into a bus. The bus was 5 minutes early…”
  • “The pedestrian ran for the pavement, but I got him!”
  • “I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought.”
  • “I was backing my car out of the driveway in the usual manner, when it was struck by the other car in the same place it had been struck several times before.”

Luckily for our insurance claims team, these statements were found online and our bus and coach drivers tend to be a bit more sensible.

However, please be assured that all of our bus and coach insurance claims are dealt with seriously and professionally.  No matter what the circumstances of your claim are, we will liaise with the third party insurer on your behalf and fight for the most favourable outcome for you.

For high quality cover at an affordable price, call our bus and coach insurance specialists on 0800 980 3425.


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